I should start filming my moms reactions to bands. I wish I filmed what she said about Vampire Weekend  when they were on SNL some years back. She asked me if I liked/knew of them. I was like I know them but I don’t care for them.

She asked me if they were satanic and if I believe in Jesus

 Let’s not even go into what she thought about Mudhoney’s Touch me I’m sick and Communist Daughter.


my mom stole my damn satin bonnet  and look at the tangle in my hair what is this other than the hand of the devil?